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Rex Grossman Signs With the Houston Texans

1Former Bears quarterback Rex Grossman signed a one-year deal with the Houston Texans today.

The deal is worth the veteran minimum, $620,000.

He was the second quarterback to lead the Bears to a super bowl.

You can say all you want that he was on for the ride in 2006, but he was still the quarterback of a Super Bowl team.

There were talks of Rex not even playing in the NFL this season.

It was about the new league called the UFL, where they basically get the leftover NFL players, the ones who couldn’t make it on the roster.

Grossman has a very good shot to back up Matt Schaub, because the Texans have former Lion, Dan Orlovsky, and last years seventh round pick, Alex Brink.

In four seasons with the Lions, Orlovsky has played in 12 games, throwing for 1679 yards, eight touchdowns and eight interceptions for a QB rating of 71.3.

Brink spent all last season on the practice squad.

So Rex you have a real shot at making the team.

If Chicago didn’t hate you so much you would be back this season backing up Jay Cutler.

The Bears need a veteran backup quarterback.

You can have an undrafted and unproven Caleb Hanie as your backup all day and your Northwestern product, Basanez as well.

I’m just saying if Cutler goes down we could be in real trouble.

Grossman is probably one of the better backups in the NFL and with the right system he could flourish.

He has a real shot of getting playing time this year in Houston.

Good luck Rex, I hope you do well.

Laugh Of The Week: Rex Grossman Loses The Ball

This week on Laugh of the Week, Bearsbacker brings you a funny moment in Rex Grossman’s career.

I thought it would be funny since Grossman has been reported to be trying out for the UFL, but his agent Drew Rosenhaus reiterated today that “He only intends to play in the  NFL this season.  The UFL is not a consideration.”

Anywho, Enjoy the short video.

all quotes from profootballtalk.com

Orton vs. Cutler, Who Looks Better While Drinking?

jay_cutler_boozing_and_boinkingJay Cutler found out what partying in Chicago was like.

He doesn’t look so good in this photo.

He has some serious buckteeth, but at least he’s partying it up with Greg Olsen.

I hope Jay Cutler is a better quarterback than partier, because we really need him, plus he could easily get distracted by the night life in Chicago.

I mean Kyle Orton did. LOL.

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Orton looks stupid with his neck-beard and his shades, but he’s got some nice looking ladies in his drunk photos.

Considering this montage of Orton photos, I’m pretty sure he parties a lot.

He likes Jack Daniels, you can tell by the photos.

Winner is Kyle Orton, not only because he is with the ladies, but he actually looks decent when he is with them and not totally schwasty-faced.

I guess Kyle Orton is better than Jay Cutler at something. Way to go Kyle! Maybe you can get wasted in Denver on a nightly basis.

Laugh of The Week: Dennis Green’s Famous Rant

Last week on the debut of the segment Laugh of The Week,  Bearsbacker.com brought you Deion Sanders Rapping.

This week we bring you former Arizona Cardinals head coach Dennis Green’s famous post game rant.

You can find Dennis Green’s Famous Rant here.

Every time I watch this video, I can’t stop laughing at how funny it is.

Not only did the ridiculous comeback win by the Bears make it sweet, but the post game interview with Dennis Green was icing on the cake.

This is what Dennis Green said, if you didn’t hear it in the video:

“ The Bears are what we thought they were; they’re what we thought they were. We played them in preaseason — who the hell takes a third game of the preseason like it’s bull****, bull****!? We played them in the third game — everybody played three quarters — the Bears are who we thought they were! And that’s why we took the damn field. Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were, and we let ‘em off the hook!

I’m laughing just reading that.

Anyway Dennis Green is currently set to take over as the coach of the San Francisco franchise in the new United Football League, which is set to start this October.

Check back next Friday for an even funnier Laugh of the Week.

all quotes from wikipedia.org

Laugh of The Week: Deion Sanders Rapping


Must Be The Money
Today debuts a new segment on Bearsbacker.com called Laugh of The Week.

This segment shows a video of former baseball player/football player Deion Sanders singing a song called “Must Be The Money.”

This song is from 1994 and I couldn’t stop laughing while watching it.

The dance moves in this song are pretty ridiculous, especially at 1:51 in the video.

Luckily Deion Sanders realized how bad this song was and made the right choice by continuing his NFL career.

Other Deion Sanders News:

If you saw Deion talking about the Jay Cutler trade on NFL Network last week, you would have noticed something funny near the end of his discussion.

Deion’s Thoughts on Cutler Trade

Deion said he talked to Devin Hester right when the Cutler trade went down and he said Hester “sounded like Lil Jon.”

Deion said to Hester “You know you got Jay Cutler” and Devin Hester responded by saying “Yea.”

Laugh of The Week: Deion Sanders Rapping


Must Be The Money
Today debuts a new segment on Bearsbacker.com called Laugh of The Week.

This segment shows a video of former baseball player/football player Deion Sanders singing a song called “Must Be The Money.”

This song is from 1994 and I couldn’t stop laughing while watching it.

The dance moves in this song are pretty ridiculous, especially at 1:51 in the video.

Luckily Deion Sanders realized how bad this song was and made the right choice by continuing his NFL career.

Other Deion Sanders News:

If you saw Deion talking about the Jay Cutler trade on NFL Network last week, you would have noticed something funny near the end of his discussion.

Deion’s Thoughts on Cutler Trade

Deion said he talked to Devin Hester right when the Cutler trade went down and he said Hester “sounded like Lil Jon.”

Deion said to Hester “You know you got Jay Cutler” and Devin Hester responded by saying “Yea.”

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